By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc 20

OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.

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DrMario_ 16

He used you for your discount.

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captainsmegma 12

Sounds like he was right on target in his aim for a romantic night.

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buckdharma 37

He had plenty of tail, and wanted to try some retail.

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PANDORUM89 21

its okay, sometimes people get confused on what a date is. See, a girl that was trying to get with my boyfriend(long story) thought he took her on a date to McDonald's where she didn't even get anything! anyways what I'm saying is that perhaps the women he had been with before never explained to him that in order for him to be considered a viable candidate for any "benefits" (sexual and non sexual) he has to take you on a real date. real date meaning somewhere he pays, requires nice clothing, and preferably manners. or a sweet and romanic picnic. the only reason to take a date to target is to pick out groceries for the meal he is about to cook you.

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pjsr 32

$ = 'benefits'? This sounds less romantic than a date to Target. Actually, it sounds more like prostitution.

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brittaaany_93 38

#52 I think it's quite rude that girls still expect the guy to pay for their meal.

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devi_916 39

As a cashier at Wal-Mart, I was once asked out on a date to Wal-Mart, while at Wal-Mart.

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Zebediabolical 39

...so what department did you take him to?

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typical_girl_ 19

Well they do sell candles...blankets...condoms?? It could be romantic?

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Phooey 22

I was taken to the laundromat.... he tried kissing me not even ten minutes after we arrived. After he finished washing he asked if I wanted to go back to his place to hook up -_-

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pjsr 32

You need to submit this as its own FML!

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Jinxsie 27

This is more FML worthy than OP's, Phooey. You win. FYL

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starlight88 21

Your life already sucks, you work at target.

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