By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML
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kawa_fml 0

sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?

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Vertoule 7

There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)

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There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)

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spacetaco 0

Well, get the lifeguard's number. You two sound like good couples.

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XOfiestypixie 0

This is why I never EVER do things like that in a 2 piece bathing suit. diving, cannon balls, and any other thing where it is possible for you to go one way but your bathing suit to stay where it is, is a bad idea in a bikini.

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diemoelol 0

The situation is embarrassing, but couldn't you have covered with your hands? Imagine how that'd look if you didn't. http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/4/6/23/nude-skydiving-nsfw-5337-1239075826-2.jpg I realize skydiving =/= bungee drop but still. Also photo NSFW

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imthejuggernautt 0

and wtf inverted ****?

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hellobananas 0

That looks painful... High speed hurtling towards the ground, with your stuff hanging out? Yeah, I get boobs are flexible and crap, but that just makes me fear for my breasts!

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Duckasaurus 0

HOLY SHIT THAT'S HILARIOUS THEY'RE LIEK THOSE BOUNCY THINGIES THAT YOU TURN THEM INSIDE OUT AND THEY POP LOLOLOLOLOLOL. FYL though, srs, but I bet some people were happy about it.

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CFR 0

wtf they're hollow O.o *hugs my boobs protectively*

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marz88 0

*Hugs your boobs protectively* as well

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ClumsyJason 3

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, ahhha, ew

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Imawhalerider 0

Well you have two more back up chutes. SOOO unnatural, i really your boobs didn't turn into strechy blobs of skin, like that teacher from south park. oh GAWD, dont see this picture. i hope this is fake. . .

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh god, I laughed so hard. Yet at the same time, I winced in thought of the possible pain. Boobs is sensitive places.

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myfishisBOBA 0

thats what happens to your boobs??? 0.o no thanks

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moomoomrcow 0

ew ew ew ew ew! everyone who is saying "boobs!!! YEAHH!!!" this picture should make you think otherwise. &also ow ow ow ow ow ow! damn that must hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs boobs protectively*

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Lisimal 7

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! The boobs on the right look like suction cups! Eww. *looks down at boobs* It's ok, it's ok. Nothing will happen to you my precious!

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x_Leopard_x 1

Lol, that's embarassing! But next time you know to either tighten the bikini strap, or wear something that wouldn't come off. :)

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heavenandhell 0

Ydi put on a damn shirt when your gona be moving a high speeds

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ckpy8 4

The lifeguard must have gotten quite a surprise when you came back up.

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live_your_life_fml 0

you def should've worn something that covers you up more!

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