Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall...

By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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kawa_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:11

sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?

Vertoule 7

Monday 27 July 2009 2:17

There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)

Comments

kurtsee 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:18

win can I get a high five from all the men

Rouge_Plague 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:35

*gives high five*

Imawhalerider 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:24

Everyone at one time in their lives should see a pair of boobs. stop making a big deal of 2 things that every woman has and some men.

Lifehappens91 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:35

Why do people freak out over boobs? I don't get it. And like, it's not even the round part of the boob people freak about. It's the covering of the nipple! Which both men AND women have! So why is it such a big deal for women to not show their nipples, but it's fine if men do? I just don't get it.

plwildcats27 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:36

Would you want to walk around flaunting one of the body parts that turns a man on? The difference is does looking at a mans nipple turn you on? I'm not a woman but I don't think that woman are attracted to a mans nipples. That would be the difference.

brittanixOo 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:37

#226.. if it was normal for girls to walk around topless it would be normal for guys also and wouldnt be as much as a turn on

TheCashMan88 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:58

And....that means what? Last I checked, the primary purpose of **** isn't to turn men on, they are to feed children. Next time come up with something that isn't pulled directly from your ass.

ams116 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:50

according to you AnaMaree, they're a lesbian couple raising a little girl. ... i can see no flaw in this so i will mark it down as a win.

fmh123 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:50

hotness

doll_xo 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:57

HAHAHA. I live in Edmonton and I wouldn't do the bungee just because of things exactly like this. I wish I was there, it would have been hilarious. But that does suck, I would have been completely embarrassed. FYL and hopefully not too many of your friends were there to see it.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:58

ok people she was bungee jumping in a bikini because the bungee jumpi at West Edmonton Mall (WEM) is in the water park over top of the deepend thtas why she had a bikini on because she was at the water park

sillyrose 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:10

Yeah, but who the hell wears a bikini to a water park? The tops come off just as easily on waterslides as on a bungee; at least wear something that's not a tie-on if you don't want to flash people.