Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall...

By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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kawa_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:11

sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?

Vertoule 7

Monday 27 July 2009 2:17

There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)

Comments

Rcmpwarrior 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:46

Ahahah i was there!

shelboo_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:49

FRICK I SHOULDA GONE.

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Monday 27 July 2009 2:51

I guess u wernt the only person who got a thrill

CynicComedian 2

Monday 27 July 2009 3:08

LMAO! Sucks to be you! Are you hot, and do you have pics??

EFFyourlifecait 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:12

won't say that when someone kicks you in the wiener.

Atoastyjew 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:14

dude whats wrong with you? asking a complete stranger for pics???? wow you must be ugly.

jess222 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:17

aaaaaaw i feel bad for you like the same thing happend to me.

NickHardyHarHar 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:25

LOL I WAS THERE... i'm on vacation and i see this girl bungee jump withought a top in west edmonton mall

ClumsyJason 3

Monday 27 July 2009 3:54

lol, rlly?

Alfredo_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:27

I wish i was there

daarlingdamsel 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:27

YDI for wearing a bikini top while bungee jumping. You were just asking for it. Bikini tops can fall off on water slides, wtf were you thinking? Put a shirt on before you do this next time and all problems could be avoided.