Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall...

By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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kawa_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:11

sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?

Vertoule 7

Monday 27 July 2009 2:17

There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)

Comments

shlikemshlogmn 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:30

you're not the 1st and wont be the last.... double knots....

tari_joon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:37

I know you were at a waterpark and all... but it's still a bungee. Wear something over your bikini dammit. YDI

effthis 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:37

i was there yesterday.. too bad i missed out =( LOL

TheCashMan88 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:50

Why do people think that nudity is something to write an FML about? Come the **** on, people. There is nothing to be embarassed about exposing yourself, on accident or otherwise.

Capn 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:33

You're either: A) A nudist B) A pornstar or C) Ignorant Not everyone is completely comfortable with their bodies. Its great you feel that way but I'd vote that 95% of people would rather be sucker-punched than put in that situation.... men are no different... pool = shrinkage.

TheCashMan88 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:53

I'm ignorant because I don't think it should be an FML to flash some **** or penis? Or that nudity shouldn't be that big of a deal because, NEWSFLASH, ALL MEN AND ALL WOMEN HAVE THE SAME ANATOMY. Saying that it's gross or taboo to see another person naked is like saying it's gross or taboo to see yourself naked. PROTIP, broseph: EVERYBODY knows that shrinkage happens. I doubt that you know anybody who doesn't have a tiny dick in cold water. It's going to happen, and to be embarrassed about it is stupid, pointless, and a waste of time. Besides, you shouldn't judge a man on his flaccid size anyway, cold water or not.

bob1124 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:51

That would have been fun to watch :) Did they bounce a lot?

ClumsyJason 3

Monday 27 July 2009 3:55

LOL, hand bra?

Penelope_Hayes 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:58

Ok, I no none of you are going to believe me, but I dont really care. Because I saw that haha. I went to West Ed Mall with my friend. That was funny. I never thought i would get to witness a fml!!!!!! i feel sooo speacial xD