Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall...

By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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kawa_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:11

sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?

Vertoule 7

Monday 27 July 2009 2:17

There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)

Comments

yourstruly3465 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:06

Hey, guys we don't need to fight, but take this as a lesson. If your going to be falling from great heights, make sure your top is tight

plwildcats27 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:44

Lol "Confusious says: when fall from great height, make sure top is tight!"

Krulin 8

Monday 27 July 2009 6:08

She was bungee jumping in a bikini because it was AT A ******* WATERPARK, OVER A GIGANTIC POOL. WOW. Most people I see go on it usually end up going in the water their first bounce, so of course it would be perfectly logical to wear your normal clothes and walk around the mall for the rest of the day drenched head to foot.

ToastyXD 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:05

uh dude i saw some people go on that thing in full clothing most of them just skim the water they dont actually go fully in it -_- smart one plus the only ones that get total submerged are the ones that didn't go on the bungee jump seriously if your going to reply be smart enough to reply to someone who's and Edmontonian

alewiina 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:10

Wow and I almost went to the waterpark today too... Kinda wish I had, to witness an FML in the making. FYL for that happening, I know how exposed you would have been with the positioning of that bungee jump. :( But you really shouldnt wear a bikini top to the water park. ;)

plexico 3

Monday 27 July 2009 6:13

Sure, it could have been good, but if the OP was gross, it could have the most sickness induced at a waterpark since the E. coli outbreak that started with swimmers' diarrhea.

alewiina 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:14

#123.... Um, have you even been there? No one hits the water at the WEM bungee jump. You're not supposed to. If you do, something went wrong.

bara_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:39

ftw... **** the world so to say... as if girls are really that stupid to bungee jump with a bikini top...

Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 27 July 2009 6:41

Uhmmm #126 i'm pretty sure when you bungee jump you can hit the water and something didnt go wrong. Even at West Ed.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:13

if your a fat shit you will hit the water i saw some guy who was like 225 pounds hit the water once

whales_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:41

hahahahah I was moderating other FMLs and someone wrote " Today, I witnessed the ugliest girl I have ever seen lose her bikini top on a bungee jump." hahahahahahahahahahahahh

odamn_123 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:50

where did u see the " today i witnessed the ugliest girl......... " thing

cocacola999 27

Monday 27 July 2009 11:05

Oh my god. The OP here could answer with "Today, I lost my bikini top and somebody wrote a FML about it, claiming I was the ugliest girl he'd ever seen. FML". Infinite chain of FML-s.