By scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
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greenie213 23

You should leave that stuff to the professionals.

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Ninjataco1234 4

I'm pretty sure that's what Wolowitz tried one time.

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howbout_thisone 13

And that was the line you decided to try? YDI.

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fviker95 13

That's a shitty thing that only ass holes do to pick up ***** that feel shitty about themselves shame on you ydi

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blondzilla1225 6

How dare you attempt to lower someone's self esteem just to 'score'. Do you not realize how hurtful, self centered, and pathetic that is? You should be ashamed of yourself

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WhackTheJackal 22

**** you for negging in the first place you asshole.

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Rammer3500 23

Rightfully deserved

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LyricaSilvan 29

If you honestly thought that would work, you are just straight-up stupid.

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Startled_Toenail 21

You're a piece of shit tbh. Why would disrespecting a girl and trying to lower her self confidence ever seem like a good move? Go **** yourself loser.

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