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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Vince - 22/02/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Dammit Brain - 22/10/2020 20:02 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML

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By Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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amoureaux 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:09

i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??

thuryn 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:20

You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it. "Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?" That's all it takes. Problem solved.

Comments

dr_house_MD 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:12

47: Yes it is called stuttering. Stuttering has three main parts: repition: l-l-like this, getting stuck: like tttttthis, and hitting a wall, which causes the pause

lalosaa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:31

I don't really get why you think he was flirting... but hahah aww, that's a fail. poor guy.

floppydinosaur 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:06

Oh, sad! Aw, the poor guy.

Persian316 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 10:53

stuttering is a speech disorder...for yall who think its not a big deal it is. that guy prob felt like shit the rest of the day.

dr_house_MD 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:58

57, thank you, couldnt have said it better my self

cryptic_one 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:11

guys, i stutter and i just wanna say that its not funny or awkward but its frikking embarassing and u DO feel like shit. Imagine not being able to say exactly what u wanna say?? imagine have to think about controlling your speech all the frikking time???? its not somehting to be laughed at

breathemein 10

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:45

# 59 true its not funny to laugh at.. my dad and my bro both stutter.. and i can tell its hard to deal with it .. my lil 8 year old bro gets teased cause of it at school!

missalaska 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:59

first, you're a dumb **** for thinking he was flirting with you. second, who does that? seriously? you don't even make sense. you're probably ugly anyway, and since he is good-looking, he has a girlfriend I bet, and would never interested in someone who thinks flirting and being cute is by saying "are you confused." YOU'RE AN IDIOT ****. you should feel bad. maybe this will teach you a lesson in the future, and save you from being an inconsiderate asshole. poor guy :(

parry2323 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:05

I hope you gave him your number out of pity.

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:44

Aww... Poor guy has trouble saying his own name. And you had to go and point it out to him in front of the whole restaurant like that. Man, if I was you...I wouldn't go outside for a month.