Kids: Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids... - FML

By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 02:00

Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By Weirdo - 06/12/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00

Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:56

I'm 19, but I look 12. doesn't help that i'm "short n' cute", so i know all about that. Just smile! or make them feel bad about it, that's always funny. or leave a big mess. personally i'm more of a revenge getter

haleyashton 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 4:57

i actually have to ask for those. i love them. i like to color. i appreciate that they offer me a kids menu. (:

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myexsucks 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:23

This has happened to me on several occasions...I'm 21. One of the times, I was with my friend for a girls' night out, and we're both dressed up. The hot waiter offered me a kids menu. The other time, I went out with my parents and my young nieces and nephews for breakfast, and they gave me the kids menu...just like the four kids under 8 I went with. I also get carded to see Rated-R movies. Bright side, at least you look young?

uchihasasuke 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:41

I get into movies all the time for $2 less than student cost cause they think I'm under 10. I'm 15 and I'm taller than 6' no lie retards, but hey works for me

tylerisinsane 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:37

Rofl that is hilarious, you should have been like Ill have the personal pizza and a bottle of chardonay. lol :P

Andyangels27 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 10:25

usually sweet deals on the kids menu lucky

ashleynonymous 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 7:42

Cheaper food! Who cares? I love getting whatever I can as cheap as I can.

george456 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:53

small boobs?

nirvanafreak93 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:06

when I wasin vagas they waiter thought I was a boy coz my hair is up to my sholders and Im 17 but it never happened in Australia

xxochristineox 3

Thursday 29 April 2010 4:17

you do not know how many times this has happened to me!! crayons and those cups with lids too!! lol besides at friendlys!! I love thier kids menu!!! lol

NeonAgatha 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 21:22

lol XD

tha69ers 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:36

I think next time that happens you should send me a picture of your "childish" body. you'd be great in **** with that body. ;)))

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