By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
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whatwasthatnoise 0

couurtt, i'd say you totally got the wrong idea about this story...i'm pretty sure that they are trying to say that the pube they found came from the food they ate while at lunch. Cause tbh if it came from oral you'd notice it a lot sooner than after lunch, hours later. Although i agree with the 4" bit...that seems massive for a pube

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f_alltheirlives 3

Now you have organic floss! Nature is our friend, even though it is mostly disgusting :D

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JolynnConley8 0

two words: Shane Dawson

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McFly187 0

Haha thats exactly what I thought when I read this fml.

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xmusicxmadnessx 0

Shanaynay ftw.

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ButtonEyedGypsy 0

You even measured it? freak.

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aly117 0

i think i just threw up a little

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Glam_fml 0

Unfortunately, some people do have pubes that long. My first boyfriend did - and they were longer than his (hard) dick. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. So yes, all you people saying a pube can't be that long, unfortunately, they can. Luckily it's rare. OP, that is extremely disgusting.

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ladiesman14 0

ive seen 4 inch pubes on european and middle eastern girls. no big deal unless its an every day thing. if so your tongue is gonna hurt and your foreskin will get cut eventually. when you go in and out, its like getting your skin cut by knives or dental floss.

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welderchick87 0

Wow...there are a lot of retarded people out there. Just because he/she found hair in their food doesn't mean it came from some guys crotch. And obviously it came from the food the person ate...which is why they put 'I went out to lunch'. Also, just like somebody else said...it could have come from a dude's beard that made the food. Even though if you're in the fast food places, or even restaurants, you gotta keep that shit trimmed so that something like this doesn't happen. Use your brains, people.

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whatwasthatnoise 0

well said...its funny how many people are just ignroing what was said and more or less maing up their own oral sex story

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whatwasthatnoise 0

clearly it came from food and not from oral sex otherwise why would they say they'd gone out to lunch then noticed it after the food

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sugar_407 0

how do you know it was a pube hair ?

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heyyimkell 2

That's disgusting. And by the way, I'm pretty sure she is implying that there was a hair in her FOOD, not because of whatever she did last night. If I were you, I'd file a complaint to the restaurant.

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j007conks 0

4 inches is a long pube....try just hair in your food from someone's hair at the place you ate at

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