By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML
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someindiandude 6

sure must have sucked

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ShansAl 21

Oops, that's embarrassing. On the plus side though, no leeches!

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DrMime 10

You went to the beech, had fun with a leech, I try not to preach or teach without each, but lately I feel like everyone's a beach.

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emeraldisle 30

You sir, are my new favourite poster.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You try not to teach without a leach or a beech? Everyone's a beach? What is this? Who are you?! Shenanigans!

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TSN619 7

I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans.

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jacobboothe 2

*waits for TSN to pistol whip Keyboard Warrior...* Eh I will shoot him for you... *Pulls out Barrett 50 caliber and does a point blank direct headshot.* There, that's that!

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FMLephant 2

Stand By Me moment?

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ScarNuts 8

That's what I was thinking! Right on the meat and 2 veggies..

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jellitonoctopus 19

Just remember not to sprinkle salt on them because while they bubble and die, they shoot poison in your body. Burn them off with a lighter, Instant death! :P

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xgetxbentx 13

It also takes a shit ton of salt to kill one. One was attached to the fur of a friends dog, such a pain in the ass to get off since you can't burn it off of an antsy dog.

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ItsThisGirl 17

u don't use a lighter u scrape them off with a knife

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lionlvr 9

Yuck. I don't know why everyone says to just leave them on though, most likely they will leave bloody, decent sized holes on you. Or at least that's what YouTube proved.

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attorco 4

If you pull them off, they can rip out a pretty good sized chunk of skin with them! Ouch!

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

YDI for choosing to swim in a POND of all places!

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ssnowywinter 0

Oh my god, a POND! Not like people haven't been swimming in those for years or anything!

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xgetxbentx 13

Dude, you'd know damn well that it was leaches. Leaches and mud don't really feel that much alike.

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arthurlikestrain 0

YDI for embarassing yourself so well it's damn near art. I only wish I could execute such a flawless prank on another.

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RodderstheLegend 5

Only rednecks and tramps swim in ponds...or is that bath? Either way, stop swimming in dutty ass ponds.

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Livencountry 5

You're wrong, I'm sorry but it's true.. We rednecks do not bathe in said pond. We bathe in the crick. There's a ******* difference. Don't spread shit about rednecks if you don't know the truth about that particular matter. Now, tramps are a different story.

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desireev 17

Hey now! I take offense to that! I'm what you'd call a 'redneck' and we, in fact, do not bathe in ponds! We may swim in the creek or Eufala Lake, or Tenkiller Lake, but we do NOT bathe in ponds. We have showers and bathtubs just like any of y'all do! We're not freaks or anything!! UGH!!!

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i_love_giraffes 5

OP you live in New York? Since it is currently about 40 degrees on average during the day here in New York, I'd think you'd be more worried about hypothermia while swimming in a pond.

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enopola 5

I was just thinking the same thing. Leeches would be the least of your problems swimming in a pond in New York in the winter.

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