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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!

User57777 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Just leave her.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:47

Wtf just happened?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:53

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:57

Just be happy you learned about her 'style before it was to late and this fml started like "I went to a club with my wife" Regardless fyl!

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:04

I wonder what she said to the friend...

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 3 February 2013 22:01

Probably something along the lines of 'I just caught that bastard with his tongue down some ****** throat'... No doubt she would turn it around so her bf looks like the bad one to her friends.

Eivana 37

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:05

I would have slapped her back. She had nothing to do with it. Even if she did, no human should walk up unprovoked and attack another human.

YepThatsMeee 23

Sunday 3 February 2013 7:47

I must have slept a long time... I wake up and all of a sudden it seems it's ok for guys to slap girls. In my book that's just WRONG.

JanisEvans 10

Sunday 3 February 2013 10:23

Not more wrong than a girl slapping a guy. There's absolutely no difference.

squideth 18

Sunday 3 February 2013 10:46

89 good show of double-standard sexism. Drives me ******* insane when people excuse a woman hitting a man, but OMG MEN CAN'T HIT WOMEN AARGGHH. You're just reinforcing inequality. Honestly I don't think anyone should hit anyone regardless of gender.

ScarlieC 25

Sunday 3 February 2013 11:06

The thing is that most women slap. Most men punch even if a slap was intended -_- In my experience anyway..

Cian_1 28

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:09

I feel your pain, OP. My now ex girlfriend once got pissed off with me, because she got her boobs out and let someone feel them up... You're better of without her, if she's going to do things like this. I wish you the best of luck! :)

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:13

Hmm, different sitch, same result.

Cian_1 28

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:14

off*

pnutbutternjelly 15

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:12

I hit ydi by accident, sorry, but that is such shit. You have to be one mega ***** to bring your boyfriend out with you and then not only cheat on him, but have your friend slap the poor guy as well. I hope you hooked up with some girl while you were there so your girlfriend... well ex could see.