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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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eddeeezzyy 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!

User57777 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:26

Just leave her.

Comments

HeyImAmy 20

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:57

Have you thought about the fact that you found a look-a-like?

DaftDude 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:58

Dump her on the spot. Don't even bother giving that bitch a ride.

madisonnnnn13 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:05

What happens in the club, stays in the club.

AlexRen 21

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:42

This is why the argument of : Should Bf/Gf go out Partying/Clubbing keep arising.

dwc2134 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:56

If they're ruttin' faithful to each other I can't see why not. Seems like some people got trouble with the notion that if you're in an agreed monogamous relationship, you don't screw around with other people.

aplexis 8

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:54

Well, have you told her you guys are dating yet?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:59

Not wife material.

BigDogMatt 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:11

That's some high school BS she did there!

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 3 February 2013 13:43

Not even high school. More like middle school garbage, if that.

gracehi 31

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:14

Some people just like dancing. Clubs aren't just for hooking up. My boyfriend goes clubbing with me, even though he doesn't really like it, because I love dancing (and drinking) and neither of us want me doing that with anyone else. Nor do I, unlike OP's girlfriend, want to to make out with anyone else.