Love: Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly...

By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By really - 19/02/2013 15:27 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML

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You deserved it 8 536

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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You deserved it 2 216

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 15 165

By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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You deserved it 6 021

By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 6 735

By anon - 24/03/2012 03:51 - United States - Addison

Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML

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ica0308 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!

corrin925 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

wow. nice boyfriend

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mpclaw 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:40

ydi, and you like the attention. free beer to cop a feel. cheap.

badmad_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:43

lol

josieB666 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:44

he's your pimp :P

haaschy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:04

haha I agree!! :p

perdix 29

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:50

The beer isn't exactly free, is it? You are essentially a beer-*****, a class of prostitute that is looked down upon by crack-******.

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:50

beer makes the world go round

addy763 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:26

you were born in 1994.. gtfo.

DemonicDemon17 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:51

Dump his ass

BigOrca 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:52

best bf ever. Pimp out he's woman. Free beer is a gate way to selling you.

KUJAWSKI 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:53

what a dick. you deserve better

mruizk9 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:54

y take the beer in the first place?

seenyou 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:59

mind standing up for yourself ?

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