Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings,...

By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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…and then everyone clapped

By boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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Play ball

By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Shocked - 21/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:06

guess he wanted to dodge that one

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:16

Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.

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thatguy5 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:58

More like FHL. He must be ten times more embarassed and guilty because of the crowd.

puppydoggie 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:01

I've seen the same FML before, I swear.. http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076

Tori_xoxo 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:01

D: Aww.. -huggle- :l. Wellllll. You're too good to kiss him, anyways n_n.

sdawl 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:11

the crowd should have started chanting ass-hole ass-hole ass-hole

jollyholly414 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:12

aaaaawww!!! I'm sorry.

justdesserts 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:22

YDI for going to a dodgers game.

threer 30

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:54

Just shut the **** up. People don't deserve things for being fans. Get the **** out with your shitty morals.

Harlei81 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:23

#27, I know I definately would have. What a gigantic prick. Worse than a six year old.

love2shop 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:29

yh hes probs shy dw abt it. like im a girl but if i was a guy i wudnt have

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 16 January 2014 16:19

SPEAK ENGLISH

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:31

#31/love2shop - Please don't act like this is a text message. You're allowed to go past the 160 character limit.

Monado 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:32

@ #9, how can you dumb someone you're not dating?

wooters 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:19

dump* :)

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Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML

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Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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Today, I ran into an old friend, and she remarked how she couldn't believe we hadn't seen each other in a year. Except not only did I attend her baby shower a few weeks ago, I spent hundreds of dollars on a unique gift. FML

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Today, at work, this lady comes up to the counter and asks me for some napkins. She came up to the counter 5 times, when my boss told me to find out what happened to her. Her daughter had puked all over the table and floor, she had covered it with napkins and then left. I had to clean it up. FML

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Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML

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