Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings,...

By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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…and then everyone clapped

By boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Shocked - 21/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:06

guess he wanted to dodge that one

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:16

Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.

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RIKANA 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 14:35

O... Im preart sure he was just shy. RI

lesp 6

Wednesday 10 June 2009 14:40

There's a lot of people that won't kiss on that here in Baltimore, even married people. Some people are just shy. I wouldn't feel too bad. Like someone else said, if he took you to the game then he's probably into you.

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 10 June 2009 14:47

That sux-at least every1 said "awww" and felt bad instead of laughing-but this does seem really familiar to the fml wherethe girl goes to a basebal game with her crush and the kiss cam goes on them, he said "not in this lifetime"

myfairyoshi_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 14:49

#9 their not going out that was just her crush

Capnstinkfoot 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 14:58

#1 = funny

plexico 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:00

The part about you being on screen with your eyes closed, mouth agape and your tongue probing the air like a big meat flag flapping in a hurricane must have been priceless!

Niasyn 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:13

Performance anxiety?

xjordanxjadedx 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:18

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) posted in April.

pantlessben 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 15:25

The Dodgers played the Padres in LA yesterday. You might be identifying yourself a little too closely. Many of your friends that read this site will know you went to the game yesterday, and probably who you went with. I expect your crush is gonna know what you think of him by the end of today... Good luck!