Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings,...

By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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…and then everyone clapped

By boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Shocked - 21/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:06

guess he wanted to dodge that one

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:16

Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.

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BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:56

he probably was shy

smiley_girl 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:09

that happened to me and a guy too, but he was my cousin. He played it up acting all rejected. the crowd sorta hated me after that

XxLoveaddictxX 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:14

Thats so saaad

the100champ 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:19

#85. We usually look for people who look like "couples." The Director can choose who to put up on the screen as well.

yaktazuki 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:26

YDI for copying another FML

musicloverr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:41

aww that sucks. :( im sorry

Britannica 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:41

I would have thrown my food at that loser lol

iamturtle101 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:49

haha, go Dodgers, we won yesterdays game. haha, seriously tho, calm down, maybe next game he might be all over you. oh and kudos #1

yaintime21 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:49

That's so mean!!

crvenazvezda 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:00

you should have gone in for the kiss

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