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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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oh_dee 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:03

why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!

ddrluna 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:27

You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.

Comments

nickspohn 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:22

oh sorry I was in a hurry.

hawt_leah_foshiz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:24

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Gross you sat on a public toilet!!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Mulada 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:26

Sinks and doorknobs are more germy then shitter seats.

lostmymind16 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:12

i doubt thats true when there is actual shit on them though. lol

wordly 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:51

Okay, you might just have a point there

andy311 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:25

girls are stupid, just look at the seat before you sit down

noonecaresurfat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:29

YDI, look before you leap

Iwannabetreo 11

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:31

Hehehehehehe.. Omg... Thats so funny!

SKYblue_fml 1

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:31

I always check the toilet before I even enter the stall... if you were only buzzed, you should have been able to do this.

nviedemerde 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:35

Okay, if you are a woman you KNOW to check the toilet seat...I don't care how buzzed/drunk/etc. you are...you ALWAYS check. And if you have to go bad enough you don't want to check (which is dumb cuz you can look when you get in the stall) at least hover! Dang. Did you think the toilet seat was supposed to be multi-colored or was it made out of some juicy-looking brown? How do you not see POOP on a toilet seat?!?!

aback 4

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:35

Oh, nasty. Gross, gross, gross! I really wish the people who are terrified to sit on the toilet seat for fear they'll get some horrible disease that will rot the backs of their thighs right off would, instead of hovering above the seat and pissing or ******** all over it, JUST RAISE THE SEAT SINCE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SIT ON IT, ANYWAY and go ahead and hover over the bare toilet. Pet peeve there. Honestly. >:(

treli1593 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:39

And you didn't look at the toilet seat while running into the stall, why?! YDI all the way oh and also why would you sit on a public toilet seat? ydi still