By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
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oh_dee 0

why would you sit on the seat in a public restroom? GROSS!

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ddrluna 2

You people are retarded. Do a little research. The hard, cold plastic of toilet seats aren't fertile breeding ground. A simple search on google will tell you that your own personal cell phone is filthier than toilet seats. Besides, what are our immune systems for, anyway? Bunch of *******, I swear.

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lilcuti3pi389 0

how do u walk into a stall and not notice shit on the seat?? even if you are buzzed. wow, just wow.

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mexicansweetie48 0

lol ydi for not looking and for holding in ur pee so long that u didnt even have a chance to look!

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Okay people, the OP had to piss really bad. And she was drunk. I don't know about you people, But when I have to take a mad piss I don't look right away. Especially when i'm drunk. That's just me though... And as I said up there. Shit happens!

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Tubasaurus 0

I have this really bad habit of looking before I sit down. I know it's terrible but I can't help it.

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mjsmclaren 0

#2, who said it was a guy who left that present on the seat. most guys don't sit to piss, implying it was a girl who sat on the shit. HaHa, started off w/ #2 and this whole comment was about poo !!!

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a1mostevi1 0

ive done this before.... shit on the seat i mean... it was horrible... cici's pizza + brownies = diarrhea all over the floor too.....but i was young... like 12

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_cheeseballs 0

No one really wants to know.

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shirvon100 0

how long ago was that where i am CiCi's has only been around for 2 to 3 years???

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a1mostevi1 0

actually thinking back i think i was 10 because the last time i went to ohio was 2 moves ago...and that was 7 years ago

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shirvon100 0

I asume your a girl considering the fact that you were gona pee sitting down and because your a girl you shouldve looked when you were putting papaer on the seat, still tho FYL

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CykoX 0

YDI for not checking. Seriously, who doesn't examine the toilet they are about to sit on first? Probably fake just to get a few laughs.

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