Health: Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was...

By Gbeat411 - 25/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

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By Nutless - 02/04/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, one of my baseball teammates thought it would be funny to perform a "cup-check", by hitting our crotches with the end of a baseball bat. I was actually watching the game, so I didn't see him when he came up and hit me. I wasn't wearing a cup. My nuts have shrunk by half of regular size. FML

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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 14:53 - United States - Pekin

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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Badass

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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SirSantpoort 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:12

YDI for lying.

GavinRoskamp 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:12

Idiot.

Comments

drcnes 4

Friday 25 June 2010 12:58

rofl that must've hurt <:d

Pharrellbbc 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:05

****** retard I don't care how hot the chick is it could be Mariah ****** Carey *before the weight gain*. You don't joke around with shit like that I was playing soccer and I was staying at my dads that week so I couldn't get it from my mom. Man this 6'2 steroid abusing 15 year old came up and kicked the sperm out my balls I thought I could never have kids that shit still hurts just to talk about.

lololol247 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:15

HAHAHAHAHAHA kicked the sperm out of your balls.... ahahahaha I love that xD

Pharrellbbc 0

Friday 25 June 2010 15:08

Haha thanks man it just kinda came to me imma start using that lol its amazing what you can think of at 4 am

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 25 June 2010 19:36

i rofl'd. |the kid|

Miyuri687 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:39

lol that is the funniest shit I heard all day

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:07

Only in texas

superbadd 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:17

-_- don't mess with Texas.

chapachristina4 0

Friday 25 June 2010 15:07

agreed with superbadd ...now I wanna watch that movie lol

BritishHobo 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:07

WTF. Does it often happen that at boxing if you tell someone you have on a sports cup they automatically believe you, then feel your groin to check if you're lying or not? Dumb move, no?

superbadd 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:21

you: oh my gosh a random hot girl that I don't even know asked me if i'm wearing a cup, hmm i'll say yes because she seems like the kind of girl that will check with her hand! you fail ydi