Intimacy: Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend,...

By LilShawty2000 - 24/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:11

What you got to lose! ;)

idontcare8l 3

Friday 12 August 2011 8:48

His anul virginity

Comments

ODEEZY 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:26

Hell Yeah #37.... F your life??? F his life!!! he should put his version on here. I feel more sorry for him then you

katieatieay 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:27

if you go with it, it'll be a fun threesome. if you don't go with it, it'll be gang rape. choose wisely.

greenfinch 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:36

What is his problem? And her problem? Good God..

3lended7wice 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 6:12

what is with this!? THIS IS NOT BAD, THIS IS AWESOME. all of you are lame. im surrounded by *******. FML

tylerass 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 9:02

that's a good thing. ;) hahah

me_me_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:34

Awkward

vdub 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:09

I have been in this situation... except i was the girl encouraging it ha

LifeSUCKS143 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:38

LOL nicee

Rats_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:22

oh you silly person. just go do it.

tsunami2_us 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:58

C'mon man! Breeders are always complaining not enough 3-ways, then you punk out. Have some fun. Don't be an amatuer. :)

itooamscrewed 10

Friday 6 March 2009 10:34

I am a bisexual girl who is always in the girlfriend's position, and it is SO FRUSTRATING that girls aren't willing to have a threesome with us because they don't want to hurt the relationship or they feel threatened, whatever. Just do it girl!