Miscellaneous: Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said...

By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By moodyreallyrocks - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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Big_lama6 7

Monday 30 July 2012 9:18

Perhaps you should have atleast tried calling or texting him before you left?

ghostlilac 25

Monday 30 July 2012 9:18

Aww poor guy! That's so embarassing :(

Comments

sushi88_fml 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:34

Poor guy

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 31 July 2012 3:08

Okay, honestly, I see your point... but you should have texted asking if he was alright FIRST before assuming and leaving.

loccsta83 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 3:45

Let's not try so hard to be a hero shall we

String_of_Fate 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:40

I can understand OP's situation. Mostly because people have been known to get ditched like that. And hey, she did wait a good 15 minutes at least. But I agree with the person above, text him first to ask if he's okay before assuming.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 July 2012 4:45

have someone check on him or try to contact him...ten minutes is a long time yes but stomach issues can maybe last a half hour...

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 July 2012 5:11

I don't blame you but then again you could've tried to contact him.

BloodFaerie 21

Tuesday 31 July 2012 9:01

I'm sorry, OP. Hopefully, he was understanding? I mean, it does unfortunately happen. I had a guy come over once and he had only been in my apartment a few minutes when he said he left his phone in his car. I waited and waited and finally went down the hall to where I could see the parking lot... he had gone and he didn't answer his phone. Then, he apparently blocked me on instant messenger and shit. Wow...

myholelifeisafml 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:55

Wtf does OP meen?

MuseFan1991 14

Tuesday 31 July 2012 23:33

orgasmic penguin

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:37

It takes the same amount of time to type "mean"... you know, the correct spelling of the word.

lilicoco_fml 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:31

I was on vacation with my boyfriend and his family, we went hiking..and needless to say my IBS kicked in and I had to basically RUN to the bathroom. If that wasn't enough....my boyfriend had to walk into the thankfully empty ladies room, and hand me the baby wipes.