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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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By misc - 20/11/2010 10:40 - Australia

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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Thanks!

By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By calli - 25/12/2009 21:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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fakeaccountX 6

Monday 19 September 2011 6:54

God wanted you to buy an Android instead.

EmmyBabe_fml 0

Monday 19 September 2011 6:27

"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone

Comments

corrinaswan 0

Monday 19 September 2011 7:49

Wow wouldn't expect that church

jennawill10 10

Monday 19 September 2011 7:50

That stinks, man! Don't blame it on the church though. :(

ohthestupidity 4

Monday 19 September 2011 8:14

:| where is this world going to?!! You should have called it in the middle of service and embarrassed the shit out of him/her!!! ( in case they were dumb enough not to turn the phone off... which we all know is very possible, knowing how dumb people can be!

bibi_nette 14

Monday 19 September 2011 8:18

Internet, that's what the world has come to.

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 19 September 2011 17:47

How do you call your phone when it's been stolen? There is a rule all churches should post: "Please do not leave valuables in the pews in case someone mistakes it for their prayers being answered." Yeah, it's church. Yeah, people are "supposed" to be good... but that doesn't mean everyone in church will refuse temptation!

bibi_nette 14

Monday 19 September 2011 8:16

Exactly why I never leave my house. People likes my pockets for some reason.

laideehawk 6

Monday 19 September 2011 8:19

Maybe God needed to send a text message?

William523 5

Monday 19 September 2011 8:23

I think that Dumbledore put it best in the fifth Harry Potter book, when he said, "Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back."

cheer4ever96 8

Monday 19 September 2011 8:23

That's ironic.

SoCalKay 3

Monday 19 September 2011 8:38

I guess that's the one good thing bout being an atheist. Lol

DrewsFML 8

Monday 19 September 2011 8:52

God also has yet to get his FMLs published. His last attempt was: "Today I received a prayer asking for a father that wasn't so demanding, overbearing, and judgmental. It was from Jesus. FML"