By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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fakeaccountX 6

God wanted you to buy an Android instead.

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone

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Grayscale 9

God always has a plan for us This is also a part of his plan too.

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Schlacht_0_ 8

Maybe god borrowed it to check Fmylife.com to see who he needed help through some hard times.

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Fountainel 0

Hey, don't worry, whoever stole your iphone will confess his sin and everything will be fine right? I hate religion.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Disapprove, but don't hate. Hating only brings you down to their level.

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Mach10 0

Religion hasn't done anything good or meaningful since that dude got nailed to a tree for saying how nice it would be if people were nice to each other.

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DocBastard 38

Religion has given billions of people hope and happiness for thousands of years. What have you done for the world lately?

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ReynshineCutting 10

Thank you Doc! If people don't believe, then whatever but for those of us who do it makes all the difference in our lives!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I have no problem with people having a personal belief that improves their life in any way, but the problem is that the way people interpret their own holy books, and the way their religious system is set up, allows it to seep outside your personal space and affect everybody else around you as well. Those of us who are not religious do not appreciate that at all. I will not judge you on your personal reasons to believe. But I sure as hell will defend my basic human rights religions have so many times tried to take away.

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silver0jay 11

God also had to check his notifications and see if Jesus commented on that photo of them in Hooters.

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bargarlm 2

You sure someone stole it or it fell out? More details please

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thief: jackpot, free iPhone. GOD: (loads M107, cocks gun), not in my house you're not.

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Mach10 0

Yes, because God runs around the world shooting people for stealing $500 phones.

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bacon1043 3

Thats ironic because it was at a church.

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sparto 0

God lost his and he desperateley needed to play the winning word in words with friends against Jesus.

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stars_fan 0

Maybe God is trying to tell you to go to a Christian church. He doesn't think you should be around those who pervert his teachings in the catholic cult.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

And what are Catholics? Muslims?

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sammichgirl 5

Damn catholics... Its ok they'll confess about later.

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