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You can track it...
Baby jesus stole it.
people steal stuff from church all the time. I play in the band at mine and can't trust to leave anything there or it will disappear. its a sad truth. people are people no matter where you are
They knew that your phone was getting in the way of your relationship with God and so they removed it. Your welcome! ;)
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God wanted you to buy an Android instead.
"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone