By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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fakeaccountX 6

God wanted you to buy an Android instead.

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone

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Zaffro 8

Richard Dawkins never mentioned that in his book...

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sciencekidster1 8

Hm. It's only funny cause it happened at church. xD

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fogrunner 13

it was FSM's will, my child.

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xmrsxmansonx 5

Another reason I'm proud to be an Atheist lmao!

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Bless23 0

You know, God has a sense as well guys. Stop taking every joke here and thumbing it down.

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daybowbow 0

Since Christians OBVIOUSLY don't commit sins, that means it must have been Jesus saying to lay off the sexting.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

That means you should find a new religion. Try looking for an LDS church.

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erpaderp 17

Dude, shouldn't've brought your iPhone to church anyways. Or any valuable.

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bubo_fml 10

Did U check to see if it wound up in the collection plate?

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