By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML
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Stupoopy 0

You should go to your mom in two weeks and be like "MOM I THINK THE CONDOMS I HAD DIDN'T WORK! NOW IM PREGNANT!" and then we'll see who's laughing.

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curious_missy 1

bill her for the replacement condom! Also write Love, Your Safe Daughter

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ill 0

Tell your mom just cuz her youth went dry as the Sahara doesn't mean she's gotta sabotage your attempts at responsible sex.

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dontyouknow 0

ask her if she wants you to have unprotected sex and ask her if she wants a grand child or tell her to put you on birth control

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BIGLOSER99 0

:( i was waiting for someone to say this but apparently im gunna have to. #10 is the best!

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21yearoldvirgin 0

Frankly that's what you get for ha/ing sex and lea/ing condoms in your room when you li/e with your parents. next time go to his place, or wait until it's legal. :P

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omar13 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!! LOL jesus ftw!

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resawins 0

i thoroughly enjoyed your fml moment. and i'm enjoying the get back at her comments. epic.

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gabbyh 0

lol, where'd your mom find the Jesus pins? Are they sold at Christian supply stores specifically to put holes in condoms? haha, you should wait a month then pretend like you're pregnant and blame your mom for ******* with your condoms... then tell her you're going to get an abortion.

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gabbyh 0

Better yet, tell her you're "pregnant" by writing her this letter in a month: Dear Mom, Thanks for using Jesus to put holes in all my condoms. I used them anyway. I just took a pregnancy test and it was positive. I scheduled an abortion. Love, [Your Name Here]

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guitarchick7591 2

I really don't see why these people think that you're mom is a bitch. Wow, to think that parents who actually CARE are bitches these days? no wonder there are so many sucky parents who don't care what their kids do. I thought this was actually funny. Sex before marriage is a sinnn muthafuckas. Oh and I'm 17. So don't tell me that I'm being and old school parent. xD

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