By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML
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Stupoopy 0

You should go to your mom in two weeks and be like "MOM I THINK THE CONDOMS I HAD DIDN'T WORK! NOW IM PREGNANT!" and then we'll see who's laughing.

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curious_missy 1

bill her for the replacement condom! Also write Love, Your Safe Daughter

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i_love_fml_11 0

#42s wording was a little weird but what I think 42 was trying to say was that if the daughter had sex even with a condom (pin-free condom) she could still get an STD so the mom was making the condoms un-useable so that way the daughter wouldn't have sex anyways. The mom didn't put holes in the condoms and try to get her daughter STDs, she left a pin there so her daughter would not use it and not have sex at all. What she did prevented her daughter from having sex, it wasn't causing her to get an STD.

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i_love_fml_11 0

That's kind of disrespectful. Not all Christians would make a condom less effective. You don't see me saying "Got to love atheists" when an atheist does something stupid.

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i_love_fml_11 0

I can only imagine how terrible the world is going to be when half the people on here have children. Apparently parents can't stop their children from doing anything anymore?! So many people said that a kid is going to have sex anyways. Not necessarily. A parent should be able to set rules for their house and for their children and there should be consequences. Are you people just going to let your children rule your houses when you're older because apparently they'll go against whatever you say anyways?! What happened to respecting elders, listening to their advice and being responsible? Oh and by the way I'm only 20 and I find you people rediculous sometimes lol

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tbagg74 0

well the bright side is abortion is legal so just have sex anyways and get one problem solved

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DemonicAngel151 0

JESUS ****! I don't understand parents nowadays. It's GOOD you were trying to be safe. If your parents take away/ruin your ways of protected sex then you'll probably have sex anyway, unprotected, get pregnant and/or an STD = Life down the drain. FYML, the ******* bitch, damn.

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monster_tamer 11

=/ Thanks for pointing that out. Now that I take a step back... for all I know... it was just a practical joke. We have an idea that the mother is religious, but this could have been a joke. The OP was probably a bit disgruntled because her 'joke' meant they'd have to wait and get new condoms before they could have sex?

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monster_tamer 11

Looks like you've had experience with this. XD

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Booze_fml 0

So according to your mom Jesus would rather you have unprotected sex? Did the pin read Jesus Christ: if your going to have sex you damn well better risk pregnancy or a potentially fatal disease.

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monster_tamer 11

I beg to differ. =/ I'm not a guy, nor gay, but it's true that gay men do use condoms to prevent transmission of STDSs... and to prevent less tissue damage to the anus. Just noting this. But it seems likely that the OP was a girl. Besides, it says right up there- "noname(woman)" in the post. XD

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