**** off #50. It's spelled "dyke" FYI and we are obviously not the type to stick a Jesus pin through anyone's condoms and tell them who they should be having sex with, unlike you, you hateful piece of shit.

I'd say the whole thing was a funny: a practical joke... IF there hadn't been mention of the Jesus Pins. That just makes it creepy. Although if they really aren't christians, then the whole thing is very, very funny. Whatever way the story ended, I really hope this didn't discourage U from using condoms, if U choose to have sex.

@#81 - So in your mind, "No Condoms" automatically means "No Sex"?... When are people going to wake up and realize that this logic just doesn't work?! I'm sure the idea of your child having sex when you don't think they're old or mature or prepared enough for it must be really scary. But further the idea along for a minute and think about them getting pregnant or an STD. Get real... teens are gonna have sex, no matter what. We can tell them not to, we can ground them, we can Jesus-Pin their condoms... but in the end, they will have sex. Condoms are not sex-enablers... they're just protection against a higher risk of unwanted consequences. If you knew your kids were gonna jump from a plane mid-flight, no matter what you told them, wouldn't you like them to have a parachute on when they did?

Bahahaha@! but seriously..WWJD cus..Jesus wouldnt have used a condom

On the bright side there's always oral.

Tell the ignorant bitch that apparently Jesus wants you to get an STD. Your mother is suffering from a self-induced delusion and can not be treated as a rational human being as her imaginary friend is calling all the shots. Get away from the bitch ASAP!!

#42 is an obvious moron. Plus, the girl had a box full of condoms.... It may have been her first time with THAT boyfriend. At least she was using a rubber. I hate those things. Rubbers are the only thing keeping my monogamous -- birth control & clean bills of health means goood goood loving. F your Mom.

I agree with everyone who says this is bad parenting. Even as a joke, what example is she setting? If you wont get into too much trouble I say go ahead and try those fake pregnacy/HIV things and see what she says. It's a good thing to know you can get some at your local drug store but seriously there is a better way at preventing or at least talking about sex. Your Mom can say how bad it is until her face is blue but if it's your choice then it's your choice. I say if you're almost legal MOVE OUT! why I'm glad my Mom is not as religious.

Do what #1 and #34 say... Take #75's advice but keep the Jesus approved condoms right where they are.. just remove a few of them (leave the open wrappers) to make #1 and #34 look realistic when she goes back and digs through your stuff again in a few days. #49, dead on. Also OP, you should never trust anything as private while living with your parents again after a stunt like this, whether you earned it yourself or not, in their opinion it's their property and so are you. After you move out, they will still believe that.. my mother still does and I'm 24. I really feel sorry for your family, I grew up the same way... it's horrible to not be able to trust your parents because they make it obvious they don't trust you or respect you, and in a few years when you avoid talking to them most of the time hopefully they'll understand why.

Ahahaha #1. At least the mom seems like she has humore