By Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML
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Stupoopy 0

You should go to your mom in two weeks and be like "MOM I THINK THE CONDOMS I HAD DIDN'T WORK! NOW IM PREGNANT!" and then we'll see who's laughing.

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curious_missy 1

bill her for the replacement condom! Also write Love, Your Safe Daughter

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DEATHx2 0

Your mom is a retard, she should be thankful your trying to be safe about it

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Taihen 0

That made me laugh. But it shows that she doesn't think you're ready for sex yet or doesn't want you having it. At any rate, you're under her roof hence her rules. If you do it at your bf's or someplace else then you're not as much under her rules, but if you're under 18, you're pretty much still under her jurisdiction. Try sitting down with her and having a mature conversation about you wanting to have sex. She may have gone about preventing you in an immature way, but she did prevent you, which was what she wanted. So talk to her about why and see what she says. (Note: many of my close female friends regret their first sexual intercorse and wish they would have waited off for somebody else to do it with, so though it seems upsetting now, you may end up later wishing he wasn't your first, cruel as that may seem)

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TheOrpheus 0

wow. your mom kind of sucks.

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vwcdude 0

Wow, honestly, punch your mom in the face while she is sleeping. Then when she asks, blame your dad.

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MrAbstinence69 0

it should not be legal for people that crazy to have children

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berii 0

I am a christian, and I HATE when christians push their beliefs upon other's and shove their opinions down your throats (or through you condoms...) without really taking the big picture into consideration... THERE ARE LESS THREATENING METHODS OF EVANGELISM! Every person has the freedom to choose what to believe and follow... and if your views are different than your mother's, than she should be able to accept and respect that... and I think it sucks that she was childish enough to take the time to maliciously poke through every single condom, instead of sitting down with you like an adult an having an actual conversation...

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asher888 11

Freaken agreed is all I can say along with I am Christian and hate it when people do that to. :/

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thefella71 0

I have a question about this story. I'm a writer who takes his work seriously. Can you please e-mail me @ [email protected]?

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xoxowhatever 0

I kinda agree with #1 but instead of getting pregnant just say you are pregnant to freak her out and tell her its her fault and jesus' ( ha that would piss her off) because she poked holes in your condoms. that is screwed up man.....oh i would be so pissed. i used to leave notes on my diary for my parents saying horrible things to make them mad and so they wouldnt read my diary.

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allie2590 31

So she doesn't want you to have safe sex...?

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