By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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Mzdeleonpatron 0

Wow...and you saw no warning signs? Women leave classic warning signs. When was she ever somewhere where you did not know where she was in the first place? Leave the bitch with nothing and make sure the next one earns her freedom

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SirEBC 7

I'm going to go ahead and make the assumption that you are single.

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Shinygirlnz 1

Ah dude... that sucks. FYL indeed. Go get and STD and STI check... and a good lawyer. That sucks so much.

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poopstainface69 0

ok so a guy walks down the street then ummm... I forgot the rest but your mom is a *****

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sadaffy 0

dat is a slutwhorebitchy wife :/ sorry man!!

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maybaybe 0

F the poor little girl's life :( Her mother is a **** and she'll probably never be sure who her biological father is.

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StealthyChicken 2

one bullet, a sack of bricks, a rope, and a lake. you figure it out.

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TheNewGuy03 28

you need a gun to shoot bullets. unless you insist on putting it in to her manually... |the kid|

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talktomandybaby 8

101, i have the same bday as you

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GaBabayy92 0

paternity test time!!

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