By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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mikemalk123 0

Damn dude, you're wife's a *****, sorry to hear it 

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jintin 0

try DNA test settle the matter . you should not suffer for everything

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sammyhell 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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sassy662 0

you deserve someone better! you need to be treated right.. your wife was not faithful and I'm sorry. first thing find out if the baby is yours! if it is, get custody.

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