By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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schalk 12

I'm going to quote the comedian Daniel Tosh : If you want a tattoo just get the words "I'm Dumb". That way, 20 years from now you'll be like "why'd I get a tattoo?", then look down and think "oh yeah, right"

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ilovepandaz 2

your wife is a major ****

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dantheman31297 0

wow she is the biggest bitch ever!!! what a *****

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duke6wr 0

EPIC BIATCH!!! one in 6 or 7 chance it's yours huh? put the ***** on the curb n get the child yours or not

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hashoahxxx 0

dude that's so bad it breaks my heart

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BikeAllDay818 6

what a ******* *****, I say you leave that bitch!

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keven305 0

dude, you have a ***** of a wife. hope the childs yours.

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somebodyshy 0

She's still your daughter. I sympathize with the awful feeling about your wife, but your little girl still needs a dad. I hate when guys leave because they're not the father. Leaves the child in a terrible situation. Be there for her. But as far as your wife... DTMFA!

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Timmy_Boy 17

for all op knows he isn't the father, and if he isn't the father why should he stay, to look after and provide for an unfaithful wife and a bastard child, if the child isn't his then op should be out of there just my opinion

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Mikki4321 0

Because some people actually have the ability to love. And he obviously loves hiss daughter, who is still his daughter, no matter what DNA says. He has been there from her birth to now (which isn't very long, but still), and he has been faithful to her mother (who wasn't to him) which gives him more right to be a parent to his daughter than her mother, the lawnmower or any other ******* guy who is such an ass as to **** someone else's wife.

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