By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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TheDrifter 23

Because this fml got the song stuck in my head... You're whack, you're twisted your girl's a ho, you're broke, the kid ain't yours an everybody knows

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lulzaroonie 0

Poor OP. My nugget of wisdom to you would be to divorce her, at 4 months old it will be less distressing for your daughter than if she was 14 years, you can still have joint custody once a paternity test is arranged. Your wife, while it sucks to say it is a dirty ***** and I'd insist you both get yourselves checked for STIs

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xStarKillerx 4

This nugget sounds intriguing..... I must have it.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

MAURY MAURY MAURY!

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kenyrabit 25

Thank You! I just keep hearing, "{Anonymous}..you are NOT the father."

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tarheels32388 0

that's an effff'd up sitch!

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LemonStarship 5

Damn she must be sneaky as hell for you to not know.

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muchagente 5

Well, if you have your daughter's name tattooed on your arm, i guess you love her. So it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

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kenyrabit 25

Family is what you make it. Love that little girl, but caution with her mother.

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CaptainJ1000 1

DNA testing is tough in this ecenomy. maybe you should all chip in...

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