By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States

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Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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yake12 0

wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad

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benshady 0

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leishababyx 0

I almost cried reading this :( that's so sad :( <3

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alice490 0

wow your life sucks shes a ***** good job picking out that one

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agirlnamedhope 0

ah bitch you just got jacked bitch.

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dezeradenzenooit 2

At least she is honest now. Some people never tell. I hope it will work out fine for all of you. Blood does not make a parent, love does (I stole this quote).

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nicole317 0

wow what a *****! I think u need to rethink your plan & fish for a new one!

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akaashR 0

did you kill that hoe yet? if ya need help man..

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missdezzybabee 0

Sounds like someone needs Maury Povich or a home DNA test o____O

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