Transportation: Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where...

By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 063

You deserved it 15 985

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 838

You deserved it 65 450

By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 114

You deserved it 12 198

Cars and cards

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 18:30 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 103

You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 789

You deserved it 61 019

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 077

You deserved it 51 911

Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 930

You deserved it 932

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 071

You deserved it 4 177

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 235

You deserved it 3 417

Running commentary

By lukey101 - 25/06/2020 17:02

Today, the Snapchat that I was taking of my car being washed, including my commentary like, "Oooh yeah, get into it baby," was replayed loudly through my car via Bluetooth while the workers were inside and all around washing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 534

You deserved it 2 060

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 435

You deserved it 46 318

wheresmymary 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 16:03

Now the inside is clean!

TrippingOnAcid 29

Wednesday 3 June 2015 16:07

I accidentally voted "I agree, your life sucks" out of habit but mayn you deserved this one

Comments

LordVaper 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:56

yet, didn't stop it with big red button...

hailhydra 6

Wednesday 3 June 2015 20:05

What a cruel joke. The worse comes when it heats up you might never be able to get rid of that smell sorry OP

Krypt1c 11

Wednesday 3 June 2015 20:21

People forget things, it happens. But I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

Amorettex 19

Wednesday 3 June 2015 20:37

Lol!

SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 3 June 2015 20:55

all I can think of is the moment in Monsters inc. when Sully is looking at the trash compactor.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:27

That's the first thing I thought of! Hilarious to picture this FML like that.

natesmummy 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 0:07

Sounds like the kind of stupid shite I do. Never done this though, owing to the fact that I don't drive and therefore don't own a car.

chode124 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 0:17

at least you don't need to wipe down the inside anymore

wingman626 10

Thursday 4 June 2015 0:40

You were watching through the glass? my local car wash is like this too. You park and leave your keys for an employee to take, vaccum the inside, and put on the conveyor to be washed. If yours is the same way; if the employee left the window down;; read the fine print on what you signed and payed for. talk to your car insurance, get an estimate on the damages, and Sue the car wash establishment for damages and negligence if possible. I hope everything goes well with your claim =)

Hop6e 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 2:15

Lmao I'm so sorry! But omg, I can't stop laughing! I could see my mom doing that, I can see her face in my head and everything lol u just made my day but sorry about your car hun.