By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?

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kraykray_fml 0

duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...

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allmidnighteyes 10

Your "knife" was actually a woman working at King Burger by the name of Bon Qui Qui, wasn't she? After making you your sandwich, you wanted a little extra sumthin sumthin, ignoring her threats of "Gurrl I will CUT you", which resulted in you getting CUUUTTT

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Samantha_baby 0

18 - love that video

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Samantha_baby 0

i also like "can I have your numberr? can I have it?" fafp!

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Samantha_baby 0

"where yur boyfriend at? is he tall? does he buy you mike - n - ikes?..."

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Samantha_baby 0

wow. thats sad how much we can quote...

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Samantha_baby 0

it's spelt Daryl but islts pronounced De-rel .. I can't spell it.. >_<

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Samantha_baby 0

haha " what's your name?" wasn't it Yvonne? ya I think so.. lol wait... I forget.. ANYWAYS! " oh my French croissant" 

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Samantha_baby 0

me eitherr.. talking about it makes me wanna go watch itt..

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Samantha_baby 0

haha I watche it too. maaann, I love madtv with a passion. :]

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Samantha_baby 0

oohhh, ya. why did they stopp? I'm sam. BTW :D

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Samantha_baby 0

everyone knows unicorns are pink.. your picture is obviously a horse with a horn on it's head ;]

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Samantha_baby 0

tehehe :] THANKS i don't normally get that a lot..

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Samantha_baby 0

:o now it's a REAL unicorn :] yay! hahahah

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Samantha_baby 0

you did that for me:0 ? :D

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Samantha_baby 0

yep and I'm proud :] why is there like a time/number after a comment like 06:00 ??

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Samantha_baby 0

oh ok.. at first I thought it was to tell time.. but. it says 6 o'clock when it's 11.. well for me at least!

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Samantha_baby 0

ohh, very interesting.. *strokes invisible beard* hm...

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Samantha_baby 0

ok you look into it ;] well.. I'm exhausted.. I'm gonna hit the hay!  nice meeting you, Jacob!

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LoganBballin16 0

omg I was like holy crap how long r u going to talk?!?!? get a life girls^^^^

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pingpongpickle 8

UNI! you're pink!

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katplayer 4

You were never told not to lick knives? I was. I didn't listen, but hell, I'm not stupid enough to lick the pointy side.

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silver86_fml 2

anyone care to warn him how sharp crayola scissors actually are? 

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Samantha_baby 0

ahahahha WIN

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Justin9669 0

I do that all the time, I never cut my tongue. You're just plain stupid.

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DontHate31 0

Are you Blonde? Just curious.

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Samantha_baby 0

not all blondes are stupid...

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kalixzo 11

contrary to popular belief, blondes aren't dumb. People are just jealous of them.

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666Alyssa 3

I'm 17 and blonde and I'm smarter than the 26yr old that I work with that dyes her hair blonde.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

But apparently, blondes aren't bright enough to spot a joke >.<

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666Alyssa 3

I understood that was meant as a joke, I was replying to the other person. I make blonde jokes all the time. I don't get offended by them.

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CrrazyBone 0

maybe using the proper utensil to spread pb would help, why were you using a sharp knife.... natural selection at work

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Mervin22 6

any guy with a mirror pic is a ****.

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Samantha_baby 0

coming from the person with no pic at all..?

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CrrazyBone 0

says the guy with no pic

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Samantha_baby 0

that's what I'm saying!

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itz_towelie 6

there's a lot of hate goin on in this comment, to quote the great king rodney, can't we all just get along?

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LOL_Noobs 0

maybe it was a butter knife that cut him?

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heyyitshannah 0

you deserve it for licking a knife.

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rainbowhobos 4

lol how old are YOU? knives have a sharp edge and a blunt edge. :] silly!

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