By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?

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kraykray_fml 0

duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...

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yagurlteeteexoxo 0

lmao y didn't u just wipe the excess on the bread?

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flapjacklux 8

Your not very bright are you? Because I'm sure you aren't :)

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Slandora 9

asshole it was probably a butter knife

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allmidnighteyes 10

Now that you cut your tongue (hopefully down the middle a little), you can slit the membrane under your tongue and become a lizardman

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Samantha_baby 0

well.. ya but the side that you spread it on is the pointy side.. so to lick it off you have to lick the pointy side... I think?

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xMissxMurderx 1

I knew someone who almost cut their finger off with a butter knife. yeah. YDI.

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chillinAK 9

my step father was one the toilet when some tripping dude came in with a butter knife and tore him up. just goes to show butter knives aren't safe lol

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PeaceLoveAmelia6 0

Geez. That's definetly worse than me with the plastic butter knife attempting to cut cantalope.

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desiidestruction 0

uhmm.. are you mentally challenged?! ydi for being an idiodic moron.

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DontHate31 0

38 that's true. I'm not. XD

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Samantha_baby 0

neither am I :D ... most of the time! fafp!

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celestialkidd 0

yo this was retarded.... and ur dumb for cutting urself with a spreading knife

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amerwin 3

should have done mankind a favor and just swallowed the knife

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