By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you didn't think a knife made to cut things could cut u?

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kraykray_fml 0

duh. thats pretty obvious it a KNIFE...

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Samantha_baby 0

haha thanks! how often are new FMLs posted?

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iCommentFML 0

Man thats how emo's do it! Whn their not lazy lol...

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goddessunleashed 0

Lick it from the blunt side, not the sharp side. Or take a spoon and scrape it off, silly.

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Samantha_baby 0

op isn't smart enough to go grab a spoon.. they were obviously thinking what are the odds in cutting your tongue..

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goddessunleashed 0

Ironically.

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a_lexstbbs2o11 0

-- didn't you get the memo ? the knife is no longer the new spoon ... ydi :/

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ninjacapo 2

why would u lick the blade of the knife

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fisheatsbear 6

its gots the sticky good stuff on it, duh

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

wow ur pic is an epic fail

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lunatick1 5

ouch!, first thing that came to mind was - peanut butter jelly time..

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lorenzobalderas 0

duh u have to lick the sides and point your tounge so u don't get cut

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calikush 0

I'm confused, where was your girlfriend and why wasn't she making the sammich

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