Love: Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time....

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

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By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML

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By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By Riley99 - 31/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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xoprettyinpunkox 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:13

dump his ass. no questions asked. lol

hope20 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:23

His mom might of just said the wrong name.... it happens

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LilprettyprinceZ 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:39

then what is your name? 0.o

timtamslam 19

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:29

same :D

timtamslam 19

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:32

that was aimed at #73...

EmmaTheGood 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 9:55

my names emma though:) hehe

ILoveDaWorld 5

Friday 3 June 2011 6:48

ohhhh that would suck

summerdayze 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:59

Hi, not Emma. I'm not Anita. Nice to meet you. Ain't that some shit, huh.

badwolfbluebox 7

Friday 22 July 2011 2:52

maybe he meant Emma Watson? everyone loves her!!

Clubkicker_fml 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:39

Maybe she doesn't want her little boy to have a girlfriend yet so she made it all up.

alexisssssssss 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:53

Favorite comment by far

22cute 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:02

His mom might be trying to break them up, you know. Give the man a chance. Ask who Emma is first off.

fina444 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:58

Mine is haha

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