By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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brittyboo123 35

Maybe if they divorce, you will be next OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

When he said "You'd be next" did he say it with a twinkle in his eye, or was it a twitch?

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5000kings 2

You should cut your hair

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j_cat187 19

It's alright op, you'll find the right man someday.

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rattusrattus 18

A very worrying compliment... I mean, the groom clearly has no sense of personal space AND is hitting on other people at his own wedding. Either the guy's a total creep or he has one hell of a skeevy sense of humour.

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leadawg75 12

You've got yourself a back up plan! You know, just incase neither of your relationships work out.

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Moep20 24

Don't worry it was just a joke. He was most likely quite nervous and tried to lighten up the atmosphere :)

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dandaman1457 7

Well maybe if you didn't have such a nice tushie...

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