By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
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ronton 4

What a perv! Who does he think he is?? A doctor??

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Zero22120 12

She's right he was defiantly making a move on you! Wish my grandma threw down

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PartyRockinGirl 0

My doctor doesnt lift up my shirt to feel my heatbeat O.o

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pandora_geass 9

Perhaps she was wearing a really thick shirt, and he couldn't get at her heartbeat that way.

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magicrock 8

ya but then he wouldn't LIFT it up, he would put his hand under it normally ( which is still creepy )

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je_suis_fml 11

Mine don't either.. and for thick shirts he puts his hand underneath. Gran rocks..

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2tonekid 6

Whatever happened to using a stethoscope? Or checking a radial pulse?... Gram might be on to something

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theghost1309 11

So how does he get the stethoscope under the shirt? You'd have to lift up some part of it.

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2tonekid 6

being a respiratory therapist i can hear just fine through clothing, as listening to heart and lung sounds is part of my job... so before you comment on something atleast know what youre talking about because otherwise people who actually know will call you on your BS :P

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Buttsexpirate 9

She's just jealous that no ones touched her like that in years. :p Argh!

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ollierobs 0

Your name is buttsexpirate. I doubt anyone touches you.

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im_awsome 2

He does not need to lift up your shirt to check your heartbeat. Way to go grandma !

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candyman13 0

But it's certainyl a valid shot at a free peak ;)

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Zombie65 0

Something seems a bit wrong with that So Grandma 1 Perv Doc. 0

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leadman1989 15

The extra pervy part is that he's her dentist.

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AmberHall 2

She was jealous it wasn't a threesome. She hit him because he didn't want to have a sportsman's triple

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coltsrock37 15

And was followed up by grandma being seduced, and going Ray Charles to the bullshit, and she hopped up on that dick and did a full split

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AnagenisisZagus 13

When you're quoting lyrics from "Little Wayne"(**** his stupid name), you should know you are in the wrong, bro.

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BradenLock 4

I was laughing my ass off until the "hopped on that dick and did a full split" line. Still, that was bloody funny.

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