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By RAHrahRAH - 15/01/2010 02:07 - Canada

Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

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By Hoover - 01/12/2018 03:00

Today, my parents brought me to the doctor because I was faking a headache. One thing led to another, and it turns out I have a tumor pressing against my spine. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 02/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I finally sorted out my health insurance and went to the doctor. After seeing my X-rays and confirming I still had scoliosis, he also confirmed arthritis in both hips, 2 exploded discs and that I have "the back of a 50 year-old." I'm 24. FML

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By Murphy’s Law - 04/03/2021 20:01 - United States - Troy

Today, I went to see the doctor for my daughter and myself. I fell two weeks ago, I thought I'd sprained my ankle but apparently I broke my leg instead. I’ve been limping around for two weeks. My daughter was sick, which is the only reason I got X-rayed. It may need screws. FML

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By Fractured - 31/03/2012 01:43 - United States

Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By clumsy - 10/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Stafford

Today, I slipped and fell on a piece of plastic. I thought nothing of it until I went to the doctor's and found out that I fractured and dislocated my kneecap. I'm now in a full leg brace and crutches. Prom is five days away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:43 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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Bullshit quack chiropractor on the loose!

By Paulie89 - 20/10/2019 12:00

Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML

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By CallMeCherry - 26/08/2020 07:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to "permanently and irrevocably" damage my spine. How? By bending down and picking up a piece of paper. According to my doctor, essentially I need to, "bend over like a stripper if I want to pick something up." FML

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Friday 15 January 2010 9:16

Worst injuries are the ones that happen to the back. You will probably live in pain when you get older. This is a true FML.

Luckster 0

Friday 15 January 2010 9:25

Why do parents always assume when their child is complaining of pain (constantly most likely in this sort of case) that they think they're full of total bullshit? Do they really want to cripple their kids?

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vannahd 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:28

LOL, when I was 7 I fell off the monkey bars and my elbow is what slammed into the ground to break my fall. The reverb broke my wrist bone. I went home and told my mom it hurt and she gave me an ice pop and sent me to bed thinking I was just overreacting. The next morning when it still hurt she took me to the doctors and that x-ray showed a beautiful break =D She felt so bad even now if you bring it up she feels guilty lol. Sucks though, hope it heals up okay!

midgetme234 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:43

that sucks. know he will now not to say that.

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:03

disown him for not giving a shit about your situation. sorry to hear about your spine. i know the pain.

dontaskdonttell 0

Monday 18 January 2010 13:03

I'm sooo sorry for you. I was in a neck brace with a 'sprained neck'... I didn't even know you COULD sprain your neck... Bonus: The teacher sent me to the nurse, and the nurse had me walk home, because she didn't have enough beds and my mom couldn't get there for over an hour to take me to the ER.

JokingJoe 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:58

You live in Canada. Health Care is practically free. Daddy=lazy princess

joe3227 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:08

tell ur dad to go **** himself my parents did that to me and know my hand is still broke and my bak always hurts bc i tore all the muscles liftin weights an was told is was fakin til my coach took me a found out they had all healed funny so nxt time tell him to go to hell

Loosechange 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 21:29

Learn To Type.

AmelieHearts 0

Monday 25 January 2010 8:05

I don't believe this. I fractured my spine 6 months ago and was in so much pain I could barely walk. There's no way you'd be able to function without immediate care.

michaelscott69 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 9:13

i think i may know you....i know someone who lives in ontario and also tells people to "suck it up princess".....awkward

hurleycat 6

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:26

yeah similiar thing happened to me. guess who walked around for two years with misplaced bone in her foot. oh yes. it got to the point where I couldn't walk. that was a year before I finally got to go to the doctor.