Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner....

By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By cherknobil - 07/07/2019 00:00

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw. The employees had to call 911. FML

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Friday 9 September 2011 1:41

Dip spit smells terrible. You should have noticed.

Broc831 6

Friday 9 September 2011 1:42

I think I threw up a little in my mouth... that sucks!

Comments

olpally 32

Friday 9 September 2011 1:50

That's nasty... Hope u got some mouthwash!!

ImmaB3AST 7

Friday 9 September 2011 1:51

Mm. Nothin like the taste of lung cancer in a cup.

crinx034 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:10

With a nice burger on the side to wash down the deliciousness... Can't get any better than that.

stacianichole 2

Friday 9 September 2011 4:18

*mouth & throat cancer. Lung cancer's from smoking.

borkchop1992 15

Friday 9 September 2011 1:51

dip spit?

crinx034 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:13

It's spit.... That comes from dipping... DIP SPIT.

ObeseKitten 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 0:56

Dip Shit?!

MyHandIsADolphin 0

Friday 9 September 2011 1:52

Ugh that's discusting at least you drank it after you were almost done

stoych 19

Friday 9 September 2011 1:52

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit, wait, nope, threw up a lot.... thats just nasty.

Petunia888 13

Friday 9 September 2011 1:55

Oh man, that's freaking gross! But I've heard of that happening before. These people that dip really need to label their shit or not leave it laying around.

dc46290 8

Friday 9 September 2011 3:13

Agreed. I'd throw that cup right in his face next time I saw him

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 9 September 2011 3:35

Or maybe, I don't know, put a paper towel in the cup so all the spit gets soaked up. That's what I do, and nobody's ever grabbed my cup/ soda bottle by mistake.