By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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leaharx 0

I have that same problem. It didn't fill up with my first pregnancy but it filled up with my second, it pretty crazy when you can squirt milk out of your armpit

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bibbster18 11

Do you have to cover it up while you're in your bikini? ;D

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inpuredeceit 14

That brings up a good point... Would the third breast have a nipple? And if so, is it under the same indecent exposure rules as the other two breasts?

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unmistakablyamaz 4

The breast tissue extends to the side, under the armpit. Since gynecologists specialize in female health, it makes sense for OP to visit her gyno for a painful lump that is in the same area as where the breast tissue extends to on her body. They specialize in female health, so they may have a slightly more extensive knowledge of what may cause the lump than a general practitioner would.

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ohmandapants 16

I was actually confused when I first read this...I mean no one says "I went to the gyn" they say "I went to the gyno" or something. I thought she meant GYM until I re-read it..

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sciencekidster1 8

How did your husband/boyfriend respond to this?

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skyeyez9 24

Therr was a woman on the movie.Total Recall that had three boobs.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

i first read this as 'i went to my gym'. i was confused as to why she went to her gym for medical issues then i reread it lol but fyl op /:

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