Kids: Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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eeee93757 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:46

This is a really bad way for you to find out, sorry you had to go through that, but trust me as a teenage guy you have no idea not only: A) how embarrassing that is, but B) how hard it is to tell your parents how embarrassing that is.

icedrake523 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:54

YDI. Kids don't need their parents shouting their name at a soccer game. Next time, just shut up.

Matzaball300 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:58

why would it bother your son that you were cheering him on??? atleast your there for him at all! i saw u talk to him and show him who's boss.... and ground him for a long time. my parents would kick me out of the house!

rocket9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:17

beat his ass ground him

hellFighter 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:21

oh yeah.... another thing. tell your son this too: it might sound "cool" now but eventually that attitude will make other kids hate him.

coconut_crush9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:13

The people who are bitching about how embarrassing it is and how she deserved it are ridiculous. She was proud of her son, cheering him on and wanting him to do his best. If he was embarrassed by it, there are different ways he could have gone about telling her instead of being rude about it to his friends

summer66_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:10

ban him from soccer...& @ everyone whos saying it embarrassed him......if it embarrassed him that bad he could have just said i dont know that person, not "some fat bitch"....

indian_goddess 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:14

some son.

tab_ga1990 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:14

Next time you go to one of his games walk with him by that kid and then that kid will know your his mom and then your son will look dumb for lieing then you can whoop his ass for cussing =-D then again...how old is he? i mean like 14+ i wouldnt of been doing that in the stands anyways...