Kids: Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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rocket9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:14

ground him but also try not to emabrass him

tardoflore 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:21

a clear sign that you need to lose weight

rocket9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:22

97 youre my HEROOO

pancakelover 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:23

I would have tore his ass up after that game...

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Thursday 23 April 2009 5:25

#106: You sound like a fool. Don't blame the kid? Seriously, I was bought up that I should respect my parents. And I do, my mother has whooped me before and it has actually taught me to not do the things I shouldn't if I don't want to get whooped. Kids who get grounded are a lot worse than the ones who get whoopings I know for a fact, I have many friends who get 'grounded' you know what they do? Sneak out, do whatever the hell they want. I get a whooping when I do something bad and I get grounded, I haven't gotten into trouble in YEARS. It is simple, and no I didn't lose respect, you need to be bought up with it. I'm fourteen, and whenever I have something I introduce my mother and I show her off. Who cares if she is 'lame' and I'm perfectly fine with it. You THINK of kids as one way, but you don't know. You generalize not every kid has a **** it attitude and just wants to fit in, comeone wake up its the 21st century it isn't a 90s teen drama. That doesn't happen anymore. And who CARES if they get embarrassed by their 'rents that is how you start talking about how embarrassing they are. You don't call them a 'fat bitch.' So I blame him FULLY!

Funtertaining11 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:33

Man, your child is freakin' ignorant. He didn't realize that mothers know everything and if they don't, they'll find out. I'd be depressed, shocked, embarrased, and furious if I were in your shoes. If I were the boy, I'd kept my mouth shut and wouldn't have said that in the first place. He could've been decent and said 'I don't know her' or something. I'd have been punished serevely for a snide comment like that. I smell punishment coming his way. You should meet his friend and introduce him as his mother. Embarrasnent and nostalgia x10:)