Kids: Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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Imagril 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:05

How old is that kid? seriously he needs some sense of respect kicked into him

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Ground that little brat for being an asshole.

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aaahascorpio 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:02

Parents really never now how embarrassing it is when they cheer like that...YDI....but your kid didn't have to be that harsh.

shmaller 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:38

YDI for embarrassing the **** out of your kid.

theforeignone 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:48

I say you should stop going to his games. If he can't appreciate you, don't give him anything to not appreciate! Hah, but no, seriously. Just don't go anymore.

sarahishh 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:49

I'm really sorry. Kids just don't appreciate how much their parents support them anymore. Which is really really sad. Most people would kill to have parents who support them so much, and are proud of what they are doing. (btw this is coming from a 15 year old)

marycjones 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:00

Nicely put, sarahishh. For realz, most of the ppl posting how "YDI for embarrassing him blahblah" are probably in the unfortunate current generation of teenage douchebags. My mom did hella embarassing things when I was a teen, but I never called her a bitch, wtf. Moreover, she hardly came to my school/sports events. That guy is lucky his mom is there for him. I know plenty of guys who maintain a "cool" factor and they never disrespected their parents like that.

Omg666_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:11

Umm... Telling your mom that she's a fat bitch =/= Beating your child Personally,I've never been beaten or grounded.Also,at school I'm the best in behavior and have straight A's. Not everyone is the same as you. :/

k1o2a3l4a5 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:57

seriously, all my friends are just like that. Teenage kids are harsh... It's the only way they can survive. I bet if you just mention it the guilt will be punishment enough. I'm sorry you had to hear that though..

ww441 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:06

Why were you trying to spy on your son in the first place?

theMIGHTYduck 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:14

ahhhhhhhhahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahaaaa oh thats mean

fmyoptical 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:19

This sounds fake. But say you were next to him and he actually did say something like that-- then uhh he needs to be beat. Kids need to get smacked once in a while to know that they have to respect their elders. Whoever says that time outs work is dumb.