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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:50

How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?

Geiko_fml 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:49

Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.

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smashgrab 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:08

Break his nose, then move up a couple rows to get away from all the blood. Problem solved. Oh, and YDI for paying to see a Jackass movie.

smashgrab 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:11

Agreed!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:47

"Ruined the movie" for you? Be serious, OP: anyone that has seen Jackass 1 and 2 can tell you what happens in every scene in Jackass 3. Besides, if someone is bothering you like that in a movie theater, all you have to do is yell "I already told you, I don't want to buy any crack!!"

perdix 29

Sunday 17 October 2010 0:42

He gets hit in the crotch. He gets hit in the crotch. He gets hit in the crotch. I haven't seen the movie, but that's all you have to say to give away the plot of any Jackass movie. I'm sorry you went there for gripping suspense. It's just a series of crotch shots.

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:27

lol! that exactly how the show is. you already know how the movie is gonna be.

docscientist 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:21

bring that man to your next M. Night Shyamalam movie, he'll save you 2 hours of your life

tinybear93 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:33

ydi for not moving your seat!

unctarheel529 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:47

that was the funniest movie ever I saw it today

annanonomus 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 5:26

OP, you would think you're smart enough to get up and move to another empty seat (you probably had your pick of any of the 200 seats). YDI for even watching that crapy movie.