You totally deserve it for supporting animal abuse by visiting a circus.

Ich schäme mich als Österreicher dafür, dass du einen Zirkus mit (wilden) Tieren besucht hast.

Well, my iPhone tastes like an apple :]

Why were you holding anything in your hands that was not food, within reach of an Elephant? More importanty, an intelligent animal who is more than likely trained to take things off people who are holding things in their hands ( this kind of training is usually employed to make administering medicines and supplements to the animal much easier ) YDI OP.

Stupid circus manager... they should have had very obvious signs stating that you need to keep any and all loose items OUT OF RANGE of the animals! Then again, if people could think for themselves, such signs would be unnecessary but here I am, rambling on about impossible utopias again ;-) Oh look, poisoned pachyderms! (woah... great band name!)

Is your family in the circus?

It is time to go hunting

73-does that mean a blackberry will taste like blackberries?

At least you have a fkn awesome story to tell at parties and stuff now. It may not seem funny now, but trust me, it is!

You claim you love animals, yet you went to the circus where they torture and force them to act unnatural and where they get painfully punished if they don't. Gross.